98. That is how many choice you have. My eyes kind of went like this when I finally counted them up 0_o
You guys are absolutely unequivocally made of pure awesome.
And I had to work around a few snags, namely the fact that any free poll maker I could find would not let me put more than 20 answers in a single poll. So pretend those boxes are all one big happy box.
And to do this, I think we should have two rounds, one for paring down, and another for the final pick. So pick your top 20 favorite entries. Look through all of them before deciding. Some really good ones are farther down.
Now, I don't know how this is going to work exactly. You may have to remember which ones from each section were your favorite and reload and push "submit" for each box. I don't know. Please just be patient and know that I spent three hours trying to find a poll creator that would let me do this is one go - but alas. No go.
So again - you do NOT have to pick from every single box if you do not want to. Heck, you could pick them all from the same box if you wanted. Just pretend all these boxes are one box, all zen-like and all that good stuff. ^_^
This is only open until SUNDAY at 11:59 PM PST. Then Round 2 goes into effect for the finalists. If there are not enough votes, I will just pick my top 20 favorites. I hope that is fair. So what are you waiting for? Go pick the most awesome variation for Once upon a time that you've ever heard. :) Good luck everyone.
Back before ninjas killed the fairies...
In the long, long ago...
According to your crazy Uncle Sal, God-rest-his-soul...
It happened once...
When the days were old and the nights were cold and toilets were not yet invented...
Long, long ago, in a far away land...
This tale begins...
At the beginning of this tale...
Once, long ago, in a faraway place...
In a place that is of this earth and yet not of this eart, of a people who were once considered to be our kin, there lived a princess of a long forgotten land called Eden, in a universe that was once connected to our lands on earth, but these connections were forgotten long ago, and the memory of these people became legends.
Back in the day of cassette tapes and disco balls...
here once was a tale from (enter city in story)...
The beginning of our tale started long ago...
All was lovely until...
In a day before horcruxes...
Once upon your mom...
Once upon a death...
During the war (said in old grandad voice)...
In a land of chalk and cheese...
According to Voldermort the pixie...
Here are the wise words of an alcoholic...
In a land where Ricky Gervais is funny...
Phew! She woke and realised it was all just a dream. What was? Oh, she recalled it so vividly...
During a time when elves didn't bully goblins because of their height...
Before silly girls threw themselves at bloodlusting vampires...
In a world where books are given away for fairytale openings, a girl called Katie really hoped and prayed...
When zombies attack...
When President Bush came into office...
It all started with a paper cut...
Once upon a coffin...
In the moonlit night...
By the sea of the sewer water...
You probably never would have guessed it but...
When you ran out of things to say you say this...
I was bored one day so I...
So you want to be a vampire? (or any other supernatural being)...
Once upon the last time...
Once upon the universe...
One day long ago...
In a land far far away...
In and in-between...
Hidden in the shadows of the earth...
Floating on the mist...
In a place between the light and dark...
Taken by the queen...
Magic only starts in the morning...
In a land not far from here...
Those who walk in the sun...
In and amongst us live the fairy...
When an eyelash drops from a cheek...
When you feel a soft touch on your skin or see a small babe smile then you have been near the faire...
Did you know when a baby laughs their first laugh there are the winged ones...
In that time between dusk and night...
When the land was still young and fresh...
Drink milk
They rule mist, fire, land and the earth...
When you die there is a place full of Wonderous things...
In a world not unlike our own...
In the time and place of the small ones...
When upon the Lake you look and see lights around thee the faire folk will be...
They live in and amongst us. All hiding in the seams of the hall. But every now and then they come out to cause mischief to all...
After the Mall was raided and everyone was Screaming did they show their true flying winged colors...
Taken as a Babe by the Forest Queen in the month of May...
If you nap outside on a summers day you can hear them play as the branches sway...
Some are Light at heart while others are dreadfully dark. Some shine and sparkle in the Sun while others come out to glow in the dark. Some have Muddy hair and and are Very Grupy.While Some are pink and smell like the fresh pear. There are no 2 alike they come in all kinds of shapes and sizes. They my friend are the Fairy Kind.
If your baloon pops for no good reason.I you trip on your own feet. If your hair is a mess and your clothes are rumpled. then you have been jinks by the fairy...
Down in the deep dark drier vent with Downey in the air lives the house fairy...
Under the floor of the earth when it rumbles to and fro the fairy are dancing the midnight jig...
On the Hogworts train for only a dime you can buy a chocolate fairy for thine...
While our dog ate them out of the sky they still come back for the the Milk I set aside...
From a land far from here. The Fairy Broker catches and sells the fairy to the highest bidder...
They only wear black. They are able to leap high in the air. They can jump over buildings in a single leap. They are the M.I.B. (Muses in black)...
Over the mountain and through the woods...
Follow the yellow brick road to the land of the Fairy...
Toto I believe in fairies but I just want to go home...
Look Boss it's a fairy Boss a fairy...
On the Love Boat fairies can be bought and sold...
Frankly My Dear I don't give a Dam if you don't believe in Fairies...
Do you believe in fairies Peter Pan?
Watch out it's a plane it's a Sparkle, IT'S SUPER FAIRY!!
When the morning air is only dew then fairy is at it's happiest!!
In the time of the flesh-eating fairies...
Once, when the world was younger than the dinosaurs...
When the rainbow still held a door...
When humans were still young and fae folk ruled the realm...
Once there was... oh, forget it.
Once upon a particular position in the space-time continuum...
It was a (insert adjective here) night and the the faerie eyes were glowing in the woods...
If I tell you this tale I'll have to kill you, or at least leave you badly dismembered...
These words are powerful, so listen well...
Beware the cunning people who live where humans dare not go...
Blood and guts. If this makes you feel squeamish, do not read on...
It was a beautiful summer day and the zombies sat quietly decaying...
If you're reading this now, it's probably too late...
When the naiads had forgotten how to swim and the metal towers scraped the sky...
If the fae folk touch you, call the priest and not the police...
Once, before the sparkly glitter faeries attacked...
Once the wind whispered to me of...
At a very specific date and time...
Far far away in the land of...
After the knight slayed the dragon the faeries...
There was a beautiful princess that lived in a beautiful palace-- But this story is not about her it's about...
In the typical fashion of the faeries, the day started off with a dance party with...
It was the 2nd time today that Braden found himself being shot at while...
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